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  • MONCYS
    01-20 03:50 PM
    My I-140 got approved in EB2 category in USA. My spouse who is on H4, born in U.A.E (Dubai) holds an Indian passport.
    I would like to know that whether possible to apply for 485, EAD and AP using my spouse's Country of Birth.

    Apprecite any help.




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  • pappu
    08-08 03:59 PM
    IV is organizing nationwide calls for its members that are taking part in the August 2009 action item. These calls will be providing our strategy and tips to everyone for the upcoming congressional visits. It is very important for everyone taking part in the action item to attend these calls.
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    Call 1:
    Tuesday August 11, 8 PM EST

    Call 2
    Wednesday August 12, 9 PM EST

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    Note:The call-in codes will be posted on the state chapter yahoo/google groups. Please contact your state chapter leader. If you do not have a chapter, you can contact your nearest state chapter.http://immigrationvoice.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=72&Itemid=52. The chapter leader will verify you and provide this info.

    Thanks
    Team IV




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  • seekerofpeace
    07-20 08:12 AM
    I asked my lawyer specifically about this W2/bank statement/tax forms etc...All he needed was a employment verification letter.

    He won't send items which are not needed. Sending extra items doesn't improve or better your chances..................send them what they need if there is an RFE then only you are supposed to send supplementary documents.




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  • yabadaba
    06-22 10:05 AM
    To Hemasar

    No- You better get you act straight.

    Your post heading said "TB skin test is not mandatry"

    So that implies it is not required. also the correct spelling is mandatory.

    The solid evidence is the number of RFEs that have been issued by USCIS if you do not have a skin test.

    http://www.murthy.com/news/n_tbtest.html

    Don't come around here with your 27 posts with absolutely no basis telling people this or that is not mandatory. If you have an ulterior motive in people getting RFEs, then shame on you.



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  • gcseeker2002
    01-02 02:56 PM
    Please anyone.........help me.

    I couldn't find any other thread in this forum discussing the same problem as mine. Please let me know if it has been discussed already.

    Thank you very much.
    You dont have to get it stamped if you are returning before your current stamping expires. However it is better to get stamping if you are planning travel after your current stamping expires.




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  • dilber
    06-13 08:02 PM
    I have asked this question before and have called around 4 reps so far. Do I just leave a message or ask for the Congressman / woman? The receptionists are probably not even writing down the messages.

    Hi Aah_GC
    I called all the representatives and I thought they were not taking down any thing and way it even useful. basically I was doubting like you did so to one of the aides I asked did he get down the numbers and he just repeated them right back. Also any further doubts I had are cleared now as I see a lot of reps we were targeting actually becoming co-sponsors to these bills. So I would suggest (and urge) you to definitely call every lawmakers in all the 2 calling items. I mean it can never hurt right??



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  • iptel
    02-14 01:21 PM
    Chapter 2: Skills for the U.S. Workforce.
    http://www.whitehouse.gov/cea/ch2-erp06.pdf

    covers great deal of importance of H1B and Green Card. May be we can consider it to be part of our presentation.


    Part of the report says

    Caps on employment-based green cards limit the number of high-skilled
    foreigners who can become permanent residents. The cap is set at 140,000
    visas per year, including visas for the workers� spouses and children. Each
    country�s nationals can make up no more than 7 percent of total immigrant
    visas. These caps have led to long delays for applicants, especially for workers
    from over-represented countries. For instance, some workers who became
    eligible in January 2006 for EB-2 employment-based green cards (for workers
    with advanced degrees or persons of exceptional ability) had applied for
    permanent residence five years earlier.
    A variety of proposals have been advanced for permanent employmentbased
    immigration to allow for more high-skilled workers and to reduce wait
    times. Any changes to the cap on the number of employment-based green
    cards would require legislative action. First, workers� spouses and children
    could be exempted from the cap, as is currently done for the H-1B program.
    Spouses and children make up about half of the recipients of employmentbased
    green cards, so this change would roughly double the number of
    workers able to get employment-based green cards. Second, the fixed 140,000
    cap could be replaced with a flexible market-based cap that would increase or
    decrease with demand for workers eligible for employment-based green cards.
    Finally, under current policy, nationals of no single country can receive more
    than 7 percent of green cards. This share could be raised to reduce the long
    delays for employment-based green cards for applicants from countries with
    large numbers of desirable, high-skilled workers. Careful enforcement of
    limits on foreign nationals� access to sensitive technology would provide
    continued protection for our national security.




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  • yabadaba
    12-05 08:24 AM
    the main thing goes back to what sort of a person becomes a lawyer...mostly those are people with stupid liberal arts degrees in history or sociology. then they decide to do law. if they get into a top tier school a majority of them will practice corporate or tax law....the ones that practice immigration law are from the worst tier of universities or the ones that were in the bottom end of the class. some of the lawyers practicing immigration law went to night school for their JD. they are more incompetent than any of us be it bachelors or masters degree from anywhere.

    Our only defense is to learn the law and what is required. Read the document requirements of every single form provided by USCIS. Read as much as possible. remember cases like Chintakuntla vs INS so that u can show the incompetent lawyer that u know what ur talking about.



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  • mikemeyers
    12-26 05:42 PM
    According to my knowledge, going back to F-1 is your best bet. The reason is whether u are legal in the country or not while ur H1 application is pending is decided by USCIS by approving change of status. If they don't u will be out of status, u have to leave the country and come back. but if you r on f-1, u'll be in legal status all the time. Just make sure, u transfer ur SEVIS I-20 before 60-day OPT grace period expires. Then, u'll be able to avoid worst case scenarios of being out of status in case ur H-1 is approved but change of status is not.




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  • indianabacklog
    03-17 07:47 AM
    The detail is in the advert for the position. It is very specific in its requirements and you do not match them.

    I was in exactly this position in 2002 and the appeal such as you suggest as second option failed and wasted six months.

    I had to start the entire process again. The most frustrating part for me was the department of labor had assisted my employer with the advert and the alteration they made to the advert was the thing that screwed me in the end.

    By virtue of the PERM system now you are really not going to lose all that much on your priority date and you could have another I140 filed before any appeal is even dealt with.



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  • eastindia
    04-21 12:25 PM
    I don't think constitution allows suing Congress because it has immunity. Based on the their approval ratings you would see thousands of lawsuits everyday if it was allows to sue congress.

    RealClearPolitics - Election Other - Congressional Job Approval (http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/congressional_job_approval-903.html)

    In that case we would have to take a number in line to sue congress because it will be big line. In other words there will be backlog to sue Congress and that backlog would be bigger than the green card backlog. :)

    Dude you have good sense of humor.




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  • ivar
    02-07 09:43 AM
    Congrats ivar - you are now a free man!!

    My humble request - please do contribute to the cause that held you back for so long. If not financially, then through your efforts in advocacy & legislator meetings - every little bit counts.

    GCHope2011, I haven't stopped contributing yet and planning to continue my contribution (Donation) for a while (maybe another 6 months). I have this habit of visiting IV everyday, so i am checking back today.



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  • Vsach
    07-01 12:50 PM
    Dear ALL,

    Please share the insights, my son will start applying soon.

    Thanks




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  • akhilmahajan
    10-27 09:28 AM
    New England Chapter Meeting 10/28/07(Sunday) @3:00 PM at Food Court, Burlington Mall, Burlington, MA

    San Jose was the beginning.........................
    July 2nd was the next step..........................
    Washington DC was a bang..........................
    Now lets get together for the supernova........

    Date:- October 28th, 2007 (Sunday)
    Time:- 3:00 PM
    Location : Food Court, Burlington Mall, Burlington, MA

    Agenda
    1. IV awareness campaign
    2. Our experiences at the DC rally and lobby day efforts
    3. Is lawmaker meetings really that important? Does it make a difference?
    4. How can you help IV activities? Distributing Flyers, emails, etc..

    Please spread the message about this meet among your friends.

    If you or your friends haven't joined the New England Chapter, please join the state chapter at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MA_Immigration_Voice/

    If you have any questions please let me know.

    GO IV GO.
    TOHGETHER WE CAN



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  • mpadapa
    10-09 01:32 PM
    IMHO.. Its better to resolve the out-of-status issues before U file for 485. Please consult a good attorney.

    If things are cleared out, its a smooth sailing for U since U are from EB2 ROW. Since U are planning to marry, its better to marry and then file for 485. U donno sometimes USCIS goes into an approval frenzy, U might get U'r GC approved soon and thus U'r wife might have to wait for yrs to get GC. If U'r wife comes to US before U'r GC approval, its a different story as explained by glus.




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  • GCOP
    01-08 03:51 PM
    If you have already sent passport along with I-94, don't worry. They will return your Old passport with I-94 & New passport.
    i did not remove the i-94's and have already sent the passport for renewal. i do have a scanned copy of the i-94's. is there anything i can do at this point to get back the i-94's? i hope this does not pose a problem when i plan to travel outside the US. any advice is much appreciated.



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  • smuggymba
    10-06 03:52 PM
    simple1 - whenever I see ur reply, it's regarding a toll alert. Same with ronhira guy. All you 2 two do is issue toll alert whenever someone asks a question.

    H1-B audits are a reality and he is asking about a visit that he got because clearly no one expects it. What's the problem? What fact gaps did ur james bond brain find?




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  • txh1b
    08-18 06:46 PM
    Some people did mistakes in the past and tried to correct it. If they are successful in correcting the mistake legally, then you should feel happy about it and wish them success.

    At least don't wish them bad luck....

    C'mon. That would be naive of one to think so. An informed person has the best assets to stake when in trouble. If a person did not even know a violation has occured in the past and the harm it can induce, they will not be prepared to face the trouble or what to concentrate on if called for a GC interview or an RFE.




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  • jsb
    09-09 12:57 PM
    No, Did not port to EB3, He is EB3, Filed for 485 in July '07 fiasco. He is consulting his attorney to see, what to do about the unusual approval. Also did not receive the FP, after filing for 485 in July '07 until last month, when they did the first FP mid-august. Pretty sure about that, from what I heard from my friend.

    If case is approved, there is no need to do anything about what you call an unusual approval. Legally, an I-485 can be filed only when visa is immediately available (although we know that is not the case), which he/she did (based on his PD being current when he/she filed his/her I-485). What happens thereafter is all internal matter of USCIS. As far as an I-485 filer is concerned, his/her case is in the works until is approved.




    guygeek007
    07-24 03:27 PM
    I just received some information from my attorney today about my i-140 premium processing application that was filed on 22nd of June,2007 as indicated in the information below. The package & check were returned in the first week of July. A letter indicating the reason for remittance and return was that the labor cert. attached was a photocopy and not the original.
    Now what does not make sense here is that the original labor was sent along with the original i140 application filed last year.
    I called the USCIS info line and the rep. suggested that i could resend it with an explanation.
    What concerns me is if i do resend it, would it be considered only after suspension of i140 premium is lifted or would it be considered as a case from last month and processed under premium.

    Suggestions and advice would be appreciated.


    This is my GC application history

    1. PD for Labor - Aug 2003
    2. Labor(Regular) Application Approved - Nov 2005
    3. i-140 applied in Jan 2006
    4. RFE received question was for company not self, i-140 withdrawn.
    5. Transferred my H1 to the companys sister concern and reapplied for i140 in June 2006.
    6. Applied for i140 premium processing on June 22nd, 2007.

    Current status for i-140 : Recieved and pending at Nebraska service center.

    Questions
    Q1. What is i-140 receipt date for premium processing. Is it the date the fed-ex package is recvd by USCIS or is it a date issued by USCIS that should reach my lawyer?

    Q2. If in case the USCIS need to provide my attorney a receipt date, we have NOT received one as yet. Does that mean they have not even looked at the application as yet?

    Q3. Can i apply for i485 in the worst case that i do not receive approval for i140 by Aug 17th under the concurrent filing rule.

    Any assistance would be highly appreciated.




    krishmunn
    01-18 10:06 AM
    If it is a big company, the lawyer fees is not small, they charge about 15K for the whole process and if they add liquidation damages(marketing efforts), it might be bigger.
    Talk to them if you have not started work, you might just have to pay the H1B fees

    15K for filing H1 ?????



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